Beautiful Batteries

So, I'm not exactly pleased with my phone, nor have I ever been. Sitting at Zaxby's Sunday afternoon, I was trying to compose myself as I wanted so much to throw my phone against the wall and watch it shatter into a million little pieces. And it probably wouldn't even break just to spite me. Hannah witnessing my behavior said, "Maybe you should try speaking nice to it." :/ Oh No! She's right! Frowning because I can't think of single nice thing to say about this hot pink joke of technology, Joseph comes to my rescue. He looks at the phone and in his best Sid the Sloth impression says, "You have beautiful batteries." And, low and behold, it actually worked!